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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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