How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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