Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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