remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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