GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Randomize