Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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