All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
