My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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