Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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