She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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