do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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