It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Your cock deserves a montage
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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