What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I should be sponsored by Trojan
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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