she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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