So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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