she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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