arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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