I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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