Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
