Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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