If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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