Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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