wanna go halves on a baby?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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