Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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