do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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