I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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