I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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