don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
