I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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