Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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