Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
