If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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