dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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