I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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