He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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