No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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