i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
