I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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