can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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