Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
