So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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