I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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