she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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