question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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