I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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