I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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