i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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