we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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