so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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