You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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