It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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