Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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